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Georgia Democrats Seek Vasectomy Ban In Response To Abortion Bill

okmoe:

The best part of the article:

“Thousands of children are deprived of birth in this state every year because of the lack of state regulation over vasectomies,” said bill author Yasmin Neal in a statement. “It is patently unfair that men can avoid unwanted fatherhood by presuming that their judgment over such matters is more valid than the judgment of the General Assembly, while women’s ability to decide is constantly up for debate throughout the United States.”

I just love this so much. Thank you, Georgia State Rep. Yasmin Neal, for your biting wit and your inspiring nerve. You’ve poignantly pointed out the ridiculous invalidity of the arguments behind the GOP’s assault on women’s contraception rights. 

This is spectacular. And brilliant.

The Bible According to LOLCats

You want to click this. You really, really do.

The Onion on Gay Marriage

I love The Onion sometimes. On this subject, almost always. There’s also this one about the Vatican reversing its stance on gay marriage after meeting a gay couple. The first one is my favorite Onion article I’ve read thus far.

Earlier today I had a conversation with two of my friends on the ethics of marrying and/or enslaving your clone. It was actually interesting, beyond the fact that it was completely ridiculous. It was inspired by this article.