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The best part of the article:

    “Thousands of children are deprived of birth in this state every year because of the lack of state regulation over vasectomies,” said bill author Yasmin Neal in a statement. “It is patently unfair that men can avoid unwanted fatherhood by presuming that their judgment over such matters is more valid than the judgment of the General Assembly, while women’s ability to decide is constantly up for debate throughout the United States.”


I just love this so much. Thank you, Georgia State Rep. Yasmin Neal, for your biting wit and your inspiring nerve. You’ve poignantly pointed out the ridiculous invalidity of the arguments behind the GOP’s assault on women’s contraception rights. 

This is spectacular. And brilliant.

You want to click this. You really, really do.

I love The Onion sometimes. On this subject, almost always. There’s also this one about the Vatican reversing its stance on gay marriage after meeting a gay couple. The first one is my favorite Onion article I’ve read thus far.

Earlier today I had a conversation with two of my friends on the ethics of marrying and/or enslaving your clone. It was actually interesting, beyond the fact that it was completely ridiculous. It was inspired by this article.

Raffles

I have never won a raffle of any kind in my life. Until today! Which I just think is kind of funny, because I didn’t even know I was entered in it. It’s not worth much, but $25 to the University Bookstore is a good enough excuse for me to go buy another item of clothing with Bucky Badger on it.

The really funny thing is that I was at Trader Joe’s this evening and I was in line for the checkout staring off into space at the booth that’s labeled “RAFFLE WINNERS” and underneath it says “And you thought nobody ever won.” I thought it was funny, but really, nobody ever wins those, right?

But I did! I was entered for giving blood during a certain blood drive that I wasn’t paying attention to because I was just doing a nice thing and giving blood as soon as I got back to Madison. I love the moneys. And the random luck. And the fact that I was thinking about how I never win raffles right before I got an email telling me I won a raffle.

Harry Potter “FIREBOLT” Katy Perry Parody

Words. Do not have words. I’ve been up for half an hour and my day’s already been made.

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